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What happens to ducks before they grow up?
Where is the best place to build offices for opticians and optometrists?
What dog smells of onions?
Does the moon affect the tide?
What can one not hold, two pass, and three destroy?
What is a marathon runner's motto?
What's a hockey team's motto?
What was Bonnie and Clyde's motto?
A nickel and a dime were crossing a bridge, and the nickel fell off. Why didn't the dime fall too?
What's the difference between a Canadian and an Australian bison?
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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How did the author of Tom Sawyer learn to ride a bicycle?
What do you call treasure buried under your bed?
Why do you want the rain to keep up?
Why was the mortician fired?
Why did the Doctor golf in the dark?
Why don't retired people mind being called Senior Citizens?
What time does a shark get up?
What does a shoehorn play?
How can you tell if a mime has been talking too much?
What time does a tennis player get up?
What airplane flies backwards?
What do giraffes do when they fall in love?
What's the difference between a tailor and a horse trainer?
Who uses voodoo to scare mosquitoes away?
What do you call polite butlers and maids?
What magazine does a clock read?
What did one dollar say to the other dollar?
How did the prisoner call his lawyer?
What do you use to fix a broken tooth?
How would you rate that psychic you saw last month?
What's the difference between men and women?
What often falls but never gets hurt?
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from the number 25?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
What birth name led this man into crime?
What's a tailor's motto?
Why were they called the Dark Ages?
What game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
What do you get if you cross a Hawaiian dancer with an Indian brave?
Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into the swamps in Louisiana?
What's a turtle's motto?
What's a fish's motto?
What do you call a brother and sister who like to build things across rivers?
What do you call the British man who invented the toilet?
What do you call a dog that lives near the equator?
What do you call a man who goes fishing every weekend?
Where do customers trade merchandise?
What kind of car is good for people who can't remember the words?
How many Harvard grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do comedians fill their cars with?
How do they say good-bye using the alphabet?
What kind of dancing do crash dummies enjoy?
I am 1, but not 2. I am 3, but not 4. Whenever I am dancing, one will be on the sidelines. I like to play leap frog on a number line. What am I?
What word is spelled the same in English, German, French, Portuguese, and Swedish?
This word means 'solitary,' but changing its first letter becomes an exact duplicate. What is the word?
Two boys have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
What sport does a math teacher like?
In his own home a man watched a woman dying but did nothing to stop her. Why not?
Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
Solve this Letter Equation: T the M was the T S B O M in 1998
What ancient invention, still used in some parts of the world today, allows people to see through walls?
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud. I am not a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
Often held but never touched; always wet but never rusts; often bites but seldom bit; to use me well you must have wit. What am I?
What goes through the door without pinching itself, sits on the stove without burning itself, and sits on the table and is not ashamed?
Why did the Pastor walk into Church on his hands?
Lighter than what I'm made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?
Little Nanny Etticoat in a white petticoat, and a red nose. The longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep. What am I?
Why did the captain of the track team do so well in English?
My life can be measured in hours. I serve by being devoured. Wind is my foe. Thin, I am quick; Fat, I am slow. What am I?
Why was the archaeologist upset?
What's another name for a teacher's assistant?
Why does the Mississippi meander around so much?
What does Dracula have in common with a vegetarian?
What does a skeleton serve his dinner on?
What did the Dentist say to the liar who wouldn't show his cavity?
Why did the opera singer have such a high voice?
What kind of television program tells you who just broke an arm or leg?
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
How do you make metric coffee?
Why was the invisible man depressed?
How do you feel after a Doctor sticks a needle into you?
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
Why was the pirate such an amazing boxer?
What's the definition of a Canadian?
Did you hear about the vampire who was a failure?
How do you get rid of termites?
Why couldn't the geometry teacher walk?
What kind of teeth can't be trusted?
What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers?
What's a soap company's motto?
What's a ghost's motto?
What's the Tinman's motto?
Why is cream more expensive than milk?
What can you hold in your right hand that you can't hold in your left hand?
Why do cows have bells?
Why did the baker take a raisin to the movie?
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