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What's a farmer's favourite dance?
What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with a kitten?
Why was the rooster upset?
What do you call a sleeping lizard?
What do sea captains pack in their lunch boxes?
Why is six afraid of seven?
Why did the tennis player bring a tray to practice?
What did the horse get on its report card?
What was the twins' specialty in baseball?
What happened when the writing class got hungry?
Why did the belt get arrested?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a nun?
What did the suit of armor in the museum miss most?
Why do men prefer electric lawn mowers?
Why do skeletons drink milk?
Why did the lettuce study so hard?
Where did the ornamental bracelet get its education?
What did the chiropractor take at the end of his studies?
What college do vines go to?
What does a sick preacher take?
Why were the cannibals sick after eating the missionary?
What do slugs pack when they go on a trip?
What did the fish do in music class?
What's a grasshopper's favourite game?
Who was the most brilliant pig in the world?
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Why wasn't the girl afraid of the shark?
What kind of tea is best to avoid?
Which bird never grows up?
What do you call a fish that services pianos?
What does a match do when it loses its temper?
Where do report cards get their education?
Did you hear about the computer that died?
What is an octopus?
Why was the snake so bouncy?
Why does an elephant never forget?
Why did the pool player ruin the school play?
What's the best way to make sure you always remember your wife's birthday?
Why did the school orchestra terminate?
What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
How did the farmer get the seeds to stay in the ground?
What people are like the end of a book?
What do you call 2 spiders who get married?
What did the science teacher get when she cloned a piece of coal?
Where do they take care of sick parrots?
How many skunks does it take to smell up the neighbourhood?
Which traffic light is the bravest?
How do Arabs like to dance?
Why did the teacher put on her sunglasses?
Which Indian was in charge of facial tissues?
Who was the first underwater spy?
What do cobras like best about going to the movies?
What is a bird's favourite game?
Which letter of the alphabet is always drunk?
If a truck horn goes 'toot-toot', what goes 'toot suite'?
What do you call someone who won't spend money on a Jeep?
Where do the smartest parrots live??
What type of team are dentists on?
How does a chicken mail a letter?
What do you call a roll that's finished baking?
Why did the girl take a pencil to bed?
What's the best way to get in touch with your Mom?
Where do horses stay in a hotel?
What do you get if you cross a fish with a soldier?
What's a dog's favourite soup?
What dessert is cold and rings?
How do locomotives hear?
Why did the fish stay home from school?
What is a bee's favourite song?
What do you call a German in a motorcycle hat?
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Why was the letter so damp?
Did you hear about the old lady who told knitting joe-ks?
How do you get a mouse to smile?
What do you call a dog that gets mail?
What musical instrument doesn't tell the truth?
Why should you carry books on your head?
Can you spell eighty in two letters?
What's a good gift for an Australian ghost?
Why did the tightrope walker always carry his bank book?
What's the biggest room in the world?
What type of books do baby deer enjoy?
How did Jonah feel when the whale swallowed him?
What candy is never on time?
What time is it when you sit on a thumb tack?
Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
How do you start a Jell-o race?
What did the computer program and the itchy dog have in common?
Why did the vampire see a therapist?
Did the furniture polisher win the race?
What is a frightened skin diver?
What do you call a dance performed by nervous insects?
What does a pheasant say when it kisses its children good night?
Why was the baby chicken thrown out of school?
Why did the Japanese chef yell?
What bad girl grows in a garden?
Which pirate do fish fear the most?
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
What kind of underwear do mummies wear?
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