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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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