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The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday.

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie.

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