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The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap.
Unknown

A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people.
Gerald Lieberman

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way.
Josh Billings

As to the adjective, when in doubt, strike it out.
Mark Twain

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit.
Addison Mizner

He does not own money whose money owns him.
St. Cyprian

Wherever I sit is the head of the table.
H.L. Mencken

The houses that he makes last till doomsday.
William Shakespeare

Her face was her chaperone.
Rupert Hughes

There is no such thing as a harmless truth.
Gregory Nunn

The present will not long endure.
Pindar

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt.
Italian Proverb

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals.
H.L. Mencken

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.
Fred Allen

By yielding you may obtain victory.
Ovid

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster.
Unknown

Suicide is confession.
Daniel Webster

Style is the dress of thoughts.
Lord Chesterfield

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not.
Napoleon

Fit yourself for the best society, and then never enter it.
John Ruskin

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Earl Wilson

At a round table there is no dispute about place.
Italian Proverb

A word too much always defeats its purpose.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Better never begin than never make an end.
George Herbert

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.
John Steinbeck

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal.
Stanislaw Lee

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom.
William Alger

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height.
Dejan Stojanovic

It's better to be a dwarf amongst the giants, than a giant among the dwarfs.
Likh Hoon

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one.
Laurence Stern

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
Jean Petit-Senn

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them.
Steve Jurvetson

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral.
Toto Wolff

You always know how to make me Snickers.
Unknown

Draw your salary before spending it.
Artemus Ward

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue.
Francis Bacon

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
Philip Gibbs

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull.
Anatole France

He who hesitates is last.
Mae West

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat.
Unknown

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
Louis Pasteur

And they crossed swords.
William Goldman
alias S. Morgenstern

I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
Antoine de Saint-Expurey
Le Petit Prince (1943)

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea.
Isak Dinesen

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle.
Neil Armstrong

The easiest way to attract a crowd is to let it be known that at a given time and a given place some one is going to attempt something that in the event of failure will mean sudden death.
Harry Houdini

I fear we have awakened a sleeping tiger.
Isoroku Yamamato
Admiral Isoroku Yamamato, IJN, after being congratulated on his stunning victory against the U.S. fleet at Pearl Harbor

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