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Vegetarian: 1. Indian word for 'lousy hunter'; 2. Prey; 3. A good salad citizen; 4. A person who eats only side dishes; 5. An herbivorous individual with Buddhist tendencies; 6. One who rejects the ghoulish concept of forking animal remains down the gullet, preferring to dine upon the corpses of plants and their detachable reproductive organs (popularly known as fruit); 7. A person who won't eat anything that can have children.
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Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce
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Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially
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Lifeguard: Beachnut
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Gun Control: Using both hands
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Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often
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Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license
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Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it
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Hot Pants: Breeches of promise
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Hot Spot: 1. Place on any given stream or lake, usually known only to locals, where fish can be found; 2. Place in the center of the palm of the right hand of locals where money may be placed to help find 1.
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Hot Time: A clock in an oven
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Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.'
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Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes
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Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book
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Book Jacket: A fable of contents
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Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first
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Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read
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Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals
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Reverse: Repeating poetry
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Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets.
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Air Conditioning: An invention for sucking the warmth out of the sensuous summer air, so that we might shiver in July and work through the season without dreaming of hammocks or lemonade
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Battery Electrolyte Tester: A tool for transferring sulfuric acid from a car battery to the inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail
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Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does
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God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has.
Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat
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You must have a capacity to receive, or even omnipotence can't give.
C S Lewis

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it.
C S Lewis

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased.
C S Lewis

Summer: 1. The season when children slam the doors they left open all winter; 2. The time of year when the highway authorities close the regular roads and open up the detours; 3. When the four-colour pictures in the seed catalog turn into four-hour backaches in the garden; 4. That time of year when you feel so lazy, you can't get out of your own way; 5. The season when the air pollution is much warmer.
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Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses
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Billboards: Litter on a stick
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Garbage: 1. Aromatic computer output; 2. A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself; 3. Period after the Ice Age when everyone put on clothes.
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You get biased by your existing understanding of the field.
Rand Fishkin

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star.
Robert Rose

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend.
Nathan Ellering

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust.
Lindsay Scarpello

Rule number one: if it's not good, don't share it.
Christin Kardos

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen.
Tim Topham

Content is fire and social media is gasoline.
Jay Baer

Mudpies: Organized grime
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For every minute spent organizing, an hour is earned.
Unknown

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access.
Kristi Hines

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off.
Len Markidan

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well.
Neil Patel

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to.
Julia McCoy

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant.
Mark Schaefer

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on.
Brian Honigman

We not only need to understand the demographics of our customers, but we need to make sure that we create content for each of these different stages of the buyer's journey.
Kyle Gray

There are a lot of opportunities that you can discover by listening closely to what your customers are saying.
Joei Chan

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