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You don't have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.
Rick Warren

The delta and the omicron are no match for the Alpha and the Omega.
Ben Hughes

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense.
Dr Steven Pelech

I will not sacrifice my knowledge of the goodness of God on the altar of human reasoning so I can have an explanation for a seemingly unanswered prayer.
Bill Johnson

No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth.
The Iliad

Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas.
Helen Keller

The pen is mightier than the sword.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.
Martin Luther King, Jr

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator.
Francis Schaeffer

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply.
J Hudson Taylor

Must we really light a candle to see the sun?
Wernher von Braun

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day.
W Somerset Maugham

There is nothing to be gained by being wrong.
Rush H Limbaugh

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Ernest Hemingway

It's very hard to see the truth for that which you're being paid to not see.
Upton Sinclair

The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
John F Kennedy

There are no conspiracies, but there are no coincidences.
Stephen Bannon

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning
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Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner
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David And Goliath: Prophet and loss
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Colic: A sheep dog
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Canopy: A specimen for your urologist
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Blazer: A jacket that is on fire
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Badify: To make something worse
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Astronomer: Night watchman
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Apathy: Vigor mortis
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An angry dog is best led by its tail.

The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe.
Adolf Hitler

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Noah was a conspiracy theorist until it rained.
Vladimir Zelenko

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens.
Phil Callaway

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world.
Phil Callaway

When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
George R Martin

Pressure is being unprepared.
Gene Smith

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch.
Megan Basham

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.
JRR Tolkien

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty.
African Proverb

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind.
C S Lewis

Sunlight is the best of disinfectants.

He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false.
Phil Callaway

Don't catch a falling knife.
Trader's Saying

Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown
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Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously
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Clown: A man who acts too natural
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Civilization: 1. The progress from shoeless toes to toeless shoes; 2. A process whereby one generation finds the questions to the previous generation’s answers; 3. A scheme devised by women to get men to work for them; 4. A system under which a man pays a quarter to park his car so he won’t be fined a dollar while eating a fifteen cent meal; 5. Just a slow process of getting rid of our prejudices; 6. A limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits
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Successful Gossip Columnist: Top man on the quote 'em pole
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Success: 1. Failure with a fresh coat of paint; 2. Getting what you want (Happiness: wanting what you get); 3. Making more money to meet obligations you wouldn’t have if you didn’t make so much money; 4. Self-expression at a profit; 5. The ability to hitch your wagon to a star while keeping your feet on the ground; 6. The art of making your mistakes when nobody is looking; 7. The one unpardonable sin committed against one’s fellows; 8. The degree to which other people envy you; 9. The realization of the estimate which you place upon yourself; 10. The good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration, and inspiration; 11. Hanging on after others have let go; 12. If you want to succeed, double your failure rate.
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Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored
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Sandwich: An unsuccessful attempt to make both ends meat
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