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Plugthug: Someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities
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Revolt: Recharge a battery
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Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns.
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Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route.
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Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
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Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them.
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Bandages: The Rolling Stones
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Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose.
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Quake: Fearful duck call
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Quack: A duck's Doctor
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Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing
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Goose Pimples: Duck acne
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Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee
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Mitosis: Fear of someone stealing your toast
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Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories
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Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers.
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Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama
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British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world
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Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy
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Plagiarism: 1. Taking something from one man and making it worse; 2. Stealing a ride on someone's train of thought; 3. Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft.
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Hollow: An empty greeting
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Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it
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Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat
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Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents
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Earthquake: A topographical error
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Cleftomaniac: Low-neckline wearer
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Before: What two plus two be
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Absentee: A missing golfing peg
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Unflappable: A flightless bird
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Fog: 1. Rain that is barely mist; 2. A natural weather phenomenon which usually occurs around an airport while the surrounding areas are clear. Fog is controlled by the airlines and is used to delay flights.
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Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction
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Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon
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Carry-on Bag: An item, usually of large dimensions, which somehow managed to fit under the passenger's seat on the inbound flight. Regardless of what the passenger says, the following are not acceptable as carry-on items: bicycles, steamer trunks, refrigerators, truck tires, or wide-screen projection TVs.
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When lost, freedom is difficult to regain.
Slavomir Rawicz
The Long Walk

Freedom is like oxygen.
Slavomir Rawicz
The Long Walk

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer
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Beer: 1. A high and mighty liquor; 2. An intoxicating golden brew that re-emerges virtually unchanged one hour later; 3. Carbonated, malt-based, alcohol beverage which, when drunk in quantity, will keep your husband chubby, out of shape, slow witted, gassy and sexually unappealing.
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Vanguard: A person who protects trucks
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Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes
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Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks
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LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'”
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Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks
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Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter.
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HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you
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Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents
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Humor, Humour: 1. Reason gone mad; 2. Emotional chaos remembered in tranquility; 3. A smoke screen that keeps us from being blinded by reality; 4. A feat, after the invention of language, which is man's proudest achievement; 5. The pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
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I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad
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Impeach: A pixie fruit
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Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live.
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Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards
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