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Watch out for strange Aussie crosswalks
Drone Crossing		 Giving an astronaut a pie in the face
Houston, We Have A Problem
Papa makes his best kid impression at the beach
Young or Old Swimmer? 		Stop light texting
Text Message Timing 		Top choice for Down Under Aborigines and Up Over Eskimos
Aussie Winter Crocs 		Bubba uses Pabst Smeer Beer to get rid of garden slugs
Slug Beer 		How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?
Leading The Way
For those who can't take in enough bacon
Bacon Inhaler 		When not to measure for an ironing table
How to Prepare a Man for His Funeral 		Novelty wine holder lets Bubba shake hands with everyone
Wine Glass Lanyard 		Ask Gary Burghoff to help fight your next speeding ticket
Radar Speed Check 		Batman's tractor turns up Down Under
Aussie Batman
Not everyone you care about cares about you
Someone Who Cares 		Making it easier for you to win the big jackpot
Lottery Chances 		Making clothes out of a can
Spray-On Clothing 		Bubba's pull-away shackle support
Redneck Cotter Pin 		Wordsmithing an almost two-for-one sale
Special Second Meal
The grill of Howard's dreams!
Perfect Grill 		Things weren't going well for Little Johnny that day
Messy Temper Tantrum 		Dessert celebration for big diners
Cookie King 		Canada's new marijuana laws yield new products
Grow Your Own Dope 		Does your GPS advise head-on collisions?
Faulty GPS
Something better than Google's Search Engine
No Need For Google 		So many things to do...
I'm So Busy 		Stretch exercises that everyone can do!
My Kind Of Exercise 		Maintaining physical distance is so much easier these days
Social Distancing Shoes 		Used Smith-Corona typewriter for sale
Typewriter Parts
Walking towards another ride
Dogs On Dog Walking 		Before Woolies and Coles arrived in Australia
Aussie Grocery Shopping 		Making a point about trampoline safety
Pointed Trampoline 		Carter couldn't understand why his milk sales were so low
Weekend Delivery 		Lessons learned on the golf course
Golf Like I Do
Computer repair tips for all operating systems
How To Fix Any Computer 		Where to keep your heart ticking
Dodgy Ticker 		How pets cure anxiety disorders
Antidepressants 		AA members are passionate about the game of chess
Shot Glass Chess 		There are some things in life that really DO have to be done
Milking Time for Little Johnny
Medicine to cure any remembrance of sickness
Redneck Flu Shot 		Vegetarian violence
Innocent Plants 		Who changes the TP in your house?
Appreciated 		What texting was for Grandpa's car
Typewriting While Driving 		Is it Wine O'clock yet?
Wine Me Over
Latest in drinkable designer neckties
Flask Tie 		How to give your pet snake a bath
Towel, Please 		Someone's day is about to be ruined
Ruined Day 		North Korea prepares for World War Z
Segway Army 		Aussies know where to go for a good workout
Jim Class
We're expecting people over Easter so I did my bit and tidied up the toilet
Easter Preparation Down Under 		How Australians add water to their Chocolate Liqueur
Chocolate Filling 		How to make a Cappuccino face
Eye For Coffee 		Making sense of confusing English terminology
Captain Literate 		An Aussie's favourite soup recipe
Soup Of The Day
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