Howard Chapman Submissions
recent joe-ks submitted: 349

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Watch out for strange Aussie crosswalks
Drone Crossing
Giving an astronaut a pie in the face
Houston, We Have A Problem
Papa makes his best kid impression at the beach
Young or Old Swimmer?
Stop light texting
Text Message Timing
Top choice for Down Under Aborigines and Up Over Eskimos
Aussie Winter Crocs
Bubba uses Pabst Smeer Beer to get rid of garden slugs
Slug Beer
How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?
Leading The Way
For those who can't take in enough bacon
Bacon Inhaler
When not to measure for an ironing table
How to Prepare a Man for His Funeral
Novelty wine holder lets Bubba shake hands with everyone
Wine Glass Lanyard
Ask Gary Burghoff to help fight your next speeding ticket
Radar Speed Check
Batman's tractor turns up Down Under
Aussie Batman
Not everyone you care about cares about you
Someone Who Cares
Making it easier for you to win the big jackpot
Lottery Chances
Making clothes out of a can
Spray-On Clothing
Bubba's pull-away shackle support
Redneck Cotter Pin
Wordsmithing an almost two-for-one sale
Special Second Meal
The grill of Howard's dreams!
Perfect Grill
Things weren't going well for Little Johnny that day
Messy Temper Tantrum
Dessert celebration for big diners
Cookie King
Canada's new marijuana laws yield new products
Grow Your Own Dope
Does your GPS advise head-on collisions?
Faulty GPS
Something better than Google's Search Engine
No Need For Google
So many things to do...
I'm So Busy
Stretch exercises that everyone can do!
My Kind Of Exercise
Maintaining physical distance is so much easier these days
Social Distancing Shoes
Used Smith-Corona typewriter for sale
Typewriter Parts
Walking towards another ride
Dogs On Dog Walking
Before Woolies and Coles arrived in Australia
Aussie Grocery Shopping
Making a point about trampoline safety
Pointed Trampoline
Carter couldn't understand why his milk sales were so low
Weekend Delivery
Lessons learned on the golf course
Golf Like I Do
Computer repair tips for all operating systems
How To Fix Any Computer
Where to keep your heart ticking
Dodgy Ticker
How pets cure anxiety disorders
AA members are passionate about the game of chess
Shot Glass Chess
There are some things in life that really DO have to be done
Milking Time for Little Johnny
Medicine to cure any remembrance of sickness
Redneck Flu Shot
Vegetarian violence
Innocent Plants
Who changes the TP in your house?
What texting was for Grandpa's car
Typewriting While Driving
Is it Wine O'clock yet?
Wine Me Over
Latest in drinkable designer neckties
Flask Tie
How to give your pet snake a bath
Towel, Please
Someone's day is about to be ruined
Ruined Day
North Korea prepares for World War Z
Segway Army
Aussies know where to go for a good workout
Jim Class
We're expecting people over Easter so I did my bit and tidied up the toilet
Easter Preparation Down Under
How Australians add water to their Chocolate Liqueur
Chocolate Filling
How to make a Cappuccino face
Eye For Coffee
Making sense of confusing English terminology
Captain Literate
An Aussie's favourite soup recipe
Soup Of The Day
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