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Towing Company’s Sign: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.