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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade. - Thorstein Veblen

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw