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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien