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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade. - Thorstein Veblen

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov