![]() The Freudian Slip is named after Sigmund Freud, who, in his 1901 book “The Psychopathology of Everyday Life”, analyzed a large number of trivial, bizarre, or nonsensical errors and slips. The Pink Freud is wine brand name coined by a B.C. VQA Okanagan Valley winery. Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown see also Art & Wine Sections Freudian Slips Wine Therapy |
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