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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy