![]() Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi see also Government & Political Sections Obama Gone Yet? America’s Moment of Truth Da Queen Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump White House Hillary’s First Night As President President Moon Men Statue of Libertea |
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