Beat By A Girl

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov