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Stephen Colbert pitches the “Late Show” on CBS





Welcome to Stephen Colbert who steps in as host, executive producer and writer of CBS’ “The Late Show” on September 8, 2015

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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17-Oct-2021