![]() Welcome to Stephen Colbert who steps in as host, executive producer and writer of CBS’ “The Late Show” on September 8, 2015 Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey see also Entertaining & Television Sections |
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