Missing File

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco