Missing File

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore