Missing File

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Stories are just data with a soul. - Brene Brown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

How much I missed, simply because I was afraid of missing it. - Paulo Coelho

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco