![]() Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Debate: What lures de fishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson It is better to debate a question before settling it than to settle a question before debating it. - Old Adage At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Bathroom Section |
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