A tribute to the elderly who have learned to use the computer
We don’t stop playing because we grow old - we grow old because we stop playing
The computer swallowed Grandma,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed “control” and “enter”
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm...
She must have caught a virus -
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine;
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found online.
So, if inside your Inbox,
My Grandma you should see,
Please “Copy, Scan and Paste” her,
And send her back to me.
Aging, Computer, Inspiration & Relationship Sections
Birth Control Pills For Grandma
Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers
Good Morning Babushka
Grandma’s Beautiful Pies
Grandma’s Control Problems Ė Biodegradable Super Fluff
Grandma Not Welcome
Grandma Was Here
Granny Does Windows Too
How Grandma Handles Windows
Italian Grandma’s Advice
Shopping With Grandma
Tech Help For Grandma
Visiting Grandma in 2015
Working Past 65
2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
Should Have Pulled Out
Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait
Cooking For Guys
One Sushi Is Enough
Before Online Dating
Young or Old Swimmer?
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