Surfer Grandma

A tribute to the elderly who have learned to use the computer

We don’t stop playing because we grow old - we grow old because we stop playing


Surfer Grandma - Go Granny Go!

The computer swallowed Grandma,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed “control” and “enter”
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm...
She must have caught a virus -
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine;
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found online.

So, if inside your Inbox,
My Grandma you should see,
Please “Copy, Scan and Paste” her,
And send her back to me.


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17-Oct-2021