The computer swallowed Grandma,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed “control” and “enter”
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm...
She must have caught a virus -
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine;
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found online.
So, if inside your Inbox,
My Grandma you should see,
Please “Copy, Scan and Paste” her,
And send her back to me.
see also
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Grandma’s Controller
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Grandma Was Here
Granny Does Windows Too
How Grandma Handles Windows
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Leaning Grandma
Legal Disclosure
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Tech Help For Grandma
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