Chicago White Sox Opener
It’s what the people want
President Obama inspires baseball fans

Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the President. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.

The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And... the fans would love it!”

So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, “If that’s what the people want.”

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming - and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, “You were right, I would have never believed that!”

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, “Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!”


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01-Aug-2021