The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying for love. Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds”, you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. A truck of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. The most highly paid job now is jury duty. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?” Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore. The Mafia is laying off judges. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. The Bernard Madoff scandal made $50 billion disappear - nothing compared to Congress who made $750 billion disappear! see also  Finance  Section   Elephant Sunset TP Safety Locked Up Bull Elk Duck Crossing Peeping Snake Hydro Water Power Cutting Edge Delivery Baby Scan Redneck Mirror Skateboard Statue WipeOut Turtle Truck How To Burn Fat Unplugged Praying & Preying Mantis

13-Aug-2022