Redneck Tractor
How to win a Tractor Pull contest with few strings attached
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 see also Redneck Section Redneck 101 Redneck Book of Manners Y'Allbonics (Southern Slang) Dictionary Captions from our readers... “Bubba's gal won the 'Redneck Tract-Her' race hands down!” Clara Wilkins “Lager Loader Lady of St Louis Laden with a Light load in Her Early Years as several Clydes and Dales look on bemusedly.” Irvin Kauffman “Today's caveman prepares to branch out and try other commercials besides Geico.” “Urg. Grunt grunt! Arrg. Grunt? Snort. Beer. GRUNT!” “Alcohol: bringing out the Neanderthol in you, since 12000BC!” Kirk Lowry “Michaelob - An easy ride.” Joanne Campbell “Struggling stringent strenuous striding causing stretched strong string stress” Idske Mulder “Proof that the thong is mightier than the hoard.” “Dang! She fergot the rest of mah LUNCH!” Marlene K. Goodman “Bubba's G-force delivery service - moments before hitting the sound barrier... wait for the snap!” Mrs Brown “Practice sessions for the next rugby match.” Girish Gangadharan “I have heard of 'Beer Pong', but I have never heard of 'Beer Thong'.” David Watts “Lemme tell ya, after they repo-ed the pick-up, I got no way to keep the fridge stocked for the family ’cept to drag everything back from the store by my lonesome. Y’d think maybe the old man and his buddies ’d help, but no way. They just stand ’round drinkin’ and watchin’ me out on the street in my thong and bikini doin’ what a lady’s gotta do!” Tom Clyne “The Beer Pull Diet does not seem to work so well. She lost 10 pounds pulling the sled but gained it back at the end quenching her thirst. Next time, diet beer.” Mike Morrow “Big deal, woman. It says right there on the cartons... Light beer.” Fred Piceno Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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