Q. What does HMO stand for? Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher see also Doctor & Medical Sections HMO Judgment Day New Medic Alert Bracelet |
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