“Putting a new meaning to raised toilet seats...”
“Hang on... I think I've got it!”
“Lending a helping hand to disabled bums.”
“To all Humans, You have broken my circulation pump with your insensitivity to a robot's needs.
You have let my batteries discharge for the last time...”
“Goodbye cruel world...”
“Robby the Robot”
“How does that grab ya?”
“New from Japan! Feeling frisky? Need a little pick-me-up?
Try the new and ultra high-tech Goose-o-matic 2000!”
“And now, back to 'Life of a Terminator: The Layoff Years'.”
“Addam's Family Upgrades”
“That was not what I meant when I asked you to give me a hand in the bathroom!”
“Stop right there! Pay before you sit...”
“On second thought maybe I will get that exam from the doctor instead!”
“A warming hand for those experiencing constipation.”
“Suddenly I don't wanna go...”
“I told you I'd be back!”
“Ladies, no more wiping off the seat after someone else has been in there.
This handy dandy hand wipes it for you.”
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety - wipe the seaty.
Oh yeah, you don't have to know metal maid is here.”
“Have no fear - I am here to help you work it out...”
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