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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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13-Jul-2020