Chia Car

Have you watered your car lately?

German gardener germinates seed-iest car of the year





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It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

The only thing some people do is grow older. - Ed Howe

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer. - Dag Hammarskjold

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it? - Eleanor Roosevelt

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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24-Jul-2021