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Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

The only thing some people do is grow older. - Ed Howe

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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01-Jul-2022