Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A goal without a plan is just a wish. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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05-Jul-2022