Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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