Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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A goal without a plan is just a wish. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays


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04-Jun-2020