Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. - Menander

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. - Marilyn Monroe

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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23-Jan-2022