A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said. “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. COOKING TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!” “Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!” “Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.” “USE THE SALT! THE SALT!” The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.” see also   Food  &  Stress  Sections Broken Egg Chocolate Easter Eggs Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Family Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Bike Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Ghost Food Golfer’s Breakfast How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Star Wars Eggs SwarchenEgger Understanding Women What Happened? What’s In Easter? Yolkswagon   New World Record Holder World's Hardest Golf Shot Safe Bike Donut Hole History Church Flight Jews: The Revenge Israel Security Breakfast In Bed Antler Field Redneck Stove Burner Texas Earrings A Man's Life Dog Walker New Zealand Prepares For War Window Washing Daredevil Aussie Ford Coupe Pushing The Envelope Window Fall Repair Bacon Balls Tiny Forest

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