An elderly Ukrainian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Ukrainian perogies with fried onions wafting up the stairs. Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock see also Food, Marriage, Religious & Tombstone Sections Ukrainian Christmas |
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