Sweet & Sour for the Sick Husband
Ladies - looking for layaway sweets for your husband?

A woman entered a fruit store and said to the clerk, “I want to purchase some fruit for my sick husband.”

“We have some very nice sweet cherries on sale for a dollar a box,” said the clerk.

She looked them over and decided to take a box. Handing them to the clerk she added, “Have they been sprayed with poison?”

Replied the clerk, “No ma’am. You will have to purchase that at the drug store.”

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