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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

No blessing lasts forever. - Plautus

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


see also   Religious  Section
Behind The Scenes Pope Election
Blessings for Mankind and Womankind
Can’t Get Rid of the Old Pope Smell
Cardinals Select New Pope
Deciding The Next Pope
Ex-Benedict
If I Could Do It, So Can You!
List of Catholic Popes
Pope Francis es Numero Uno
Pope Woody
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06-Jun-2020