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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

When I count my blessings, I count you twice. - Irish Proverb

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


see also   Religious  Section
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Can’t Get Rid of the Old Pope Smell
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List of Catholic Popes
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Pope Woody
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28-Jun-2022