Mennonite Longhand Math

Nothing like a long answer to a short question

So you thought you had a tough Math course?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician that worked it out with a pencil?

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The answer is 4.76235930 mathematicians to screw in a light bulb.
Rich Grogan

Darnit guys, this is supposed to be a simple BARN RAISING -
why did we have to get David Hofer involved?

Ok Mr. Einstein... I guess there IS a reason why men forget to put the toilet seat down...
Uh, I'm sorry son, I know this new math is a bit more complicated than I remember
from my grade one class... go ask your Mother.

Ric Mossip

And you thought making Mennonite farmer sausage was simple?
Richard Thiessen

And God said, (insert image) and there was LIGHT!
Al LaPlaca

The Government's new and easy method to figure your taxes:
If this is too complicated use the Easy Easy form, OR
just send us the remainder of your wages.

Darwin McKee

Wha th... DANGIT! Forgot to carry the three...

Your phone bill made simple.
Yes, Brother, the barn is now mathematically perfect...
but you forgot to factor in the cows.

Kirk Lowry

And then a miracle occurred...
Roy Gathercoal

I hope you remember this. There'll be a quiz later on.
William Wade

So you see Mr. President, if we just collected on all the unpaid IRS debt... WE'D BE SCOTT FREE!
Tom Wilson

And there you have it. How to make a woman happy.
Bill Popp

Did you understand, or shall I repeat?

Sour Kraut!
Irvin Kauffman

Good thing we used word wrap or who knows how long it would have been until we discovered the answer!
John Schrag

And there you have it. Proof that 1+1 does indeed equal 3! Er, wait a minute... OH MAN!
D. K. Browne

Can you explain this math in more detail - I got lost when you said that this problem was going to be easy...
Eldin Horozovic

If only he brought his calculator.
Nick Amso

It’s complicated.
Rebecca Schantz

See, I TOLD you... Pie are ROUND!
Fred Piceno

So simple a caveman can do it
Ralph Hammerl

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