1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer and mine is working fine.
2. I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.
3. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
4. I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
5. I don’t iron because I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.
6. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
7. I don’t plant a garden because I don’t want to get in God’s way. He is an excellent designer.
8. I don’t pull weeds in the garden because I don’t want to get in Mother Nature’s way - she’s an excellent designer.
9. I don’t put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.
10. I don’t Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.
11. I don’t stress much on anything because “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!
12. I don’t wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip & hurt themselves. I’d feel terrible and they may sue me.
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan
Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington
Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine
Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen
There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard
"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang
True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus
Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown
see also Relationship Section
Every Man’s Philosophy
Evolution and Philosophy
Irish Philosophy
Philosophy 101 - The Chair That Doesn't Exist
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