Philosophy of House Cleaning

What NOT to do if you want your husband to find them again


1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer and mine is working fine.

2. I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

3. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

4. I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

5. I don’t iron because I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

6. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

7. I don’t plant a garden because I don’t want to get in God’s way. He is an excellent designer.

8. I don’t pull weeds in the garden because I don’t want to get in Mother Nature’s way - she’s an excellent designer.

9. I don’t put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

10. I don’t Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.

11. I don’t stress much on anything because “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!

12. I don’t wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip & hurt themselves. I’d feel terrible and they may sue me.


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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Nothing so absurd can be said that some philosopher had not said it. - Cicero

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


see also   Relationship  Section
Every Man’s Philosophy
Evolution and Philosophy
Irish Philosophy
Philosophy 101 - The Chair That Doesn't Exist

 

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