1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer and mine is working fine.
2. I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.
3. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
4. I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
5. I don’t iron because I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.
6. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
7. I don’t plant a garden because I don’t want to get in God’s way. He is an excellent designer.
8. I don’t pull weeds in the garden because I don’t want to get in Mother Nature’s way - she’s an excellent designer.
9. I don’t put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.
10. I don’t Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.
11. I don’t stress much on anything because “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!
12. I don’t wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip & hurt themselves. I’d feel terrible and they may sue me.
I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown
Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven
Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher
Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen
The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant
Nothing so absurd can be said that some philosopher had not said it. - Cicero
Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar
Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman
There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch
One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay
There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes
What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle
The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Every Man’s Philosophy
Evolution and Philosophy
Irish Philosophy
Philosophy 101 - The Chair That Doesn't Exist
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