![]() Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly see also Finance, Shopping, Stress & Travel Sections 5 Dollars of Gas After-Gas Piggy Bank Benefits of High Gas Prices Comparing the Price of Gasoline (2003) Gas Coupon Gas Financing Gas Competitors Reach Agreement Gas Prices Around The World Gas Prices’ Effect on Gas Stations How To Conserve Gas New Fuel Gauge for 2005 Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices When Gas Costs Too Much |
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