Eggsellent Friends

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo