Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

QuotaBills
Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

Water Aerobics

Weight Watchers Bus

Owl Perch

Stuck On High Gear

Downhill Safari

First Drink And Drive Promo

Lottery Chances

Owl Pose

Magnetic Personality

Broken Window Repair

Zamboni Mohawk

Hand Tool

Lane Closure

Chainsaw-Powered 'Dolmette' Super-Motorcycle

Lego Wall Repair
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

09-Dec-2021