Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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26-May-2022