Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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17-Jan-2020