Eggsellent Friends

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo