Eggsellent Friends

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin