![]() Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake - Unknown Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell My candle burns at both ends, It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin see also Egg Section After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Family Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? |
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