Eggsellent Friends

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou