Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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23-Jul-2021