Eggsellent Friends

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou