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Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers