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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump