After-Gas Piggy Bank

What your piggy bank looks like after gassing up



After-Gas Piggy Bank

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith


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