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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump