![]() ![]() High gas prices at the pump Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car, Finance, Relationship & Stress Sections |
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