![]() ![]() High gas prices at the pump Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car, Finance, Relationship & Stress Sections |
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