Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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29-Nov-2020