New Events for Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics

New Events for Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics
Athletes prepare for new events

[After the success of the Athens 2004 Summer Olympics,
the Olympic Committee has decided to add 6 new events to the next
Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics. Here, in an exclusive interview with
joe-ks.com, athletes are getting prepared for the new events...]

Ball and Chain Shot Put
Self-propel Shot Put... get a leg up and send yourself into the future...

Self-propel Shot Put... get a leg up and send yourself into the future...

Ski-T Shooting
We don't need those skiier types butting in on our Summer Olympics...

Long Jump / Last Jump
This may be the last glorious event for these athletes - need contingency plan for MANY more of em'...

Chainsaw Fencing
Olympics to allow a 'cutting edge' on your competitor - order plenty of Husqvarna blades...

Dynamite Relay
Can't understand why all the runners want to be first off the block?

New Olympic Games events bring the last in athletes

see also Olympics & Sports Sections
Razor Wire High Jumping


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