Middle Ages History by College Students
A Plague of Boobs
World history as told by college students - mangled
moments of civilization from Term Papers and Exams...
A class of yeowls arose.
After a revival of infantile commerce slowly creeped into Europe, merchants
appeared. Some were sitters and some were drifters. They roamed from town to town
exposing themselves and organized big fairies in the countryside.
Castles became more elaborate with thick walls, moats, and towers topped by rows
Escaped peseants could be free if they went to a city and hid there for a
hundred years and a day.
Finally, Europe caught the Black Death. The
bubonic plague is a social disease in the sense that it can be transmitted by
intercourse and other etceteras.
In the 1400 hundreds most Englishmen were perpendicular.
The Black Death was spread from port to port
by inflected rats. It was then passed around by midgets. Victims of the
Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Death
rates exceeded one hundred percent in some towns.
John Huss refused to decant his ideas about the church and was therefore burned
as a steak.
Kings resented Popal authority. This caused
the so-called Divestiture Controversy and
led to the Bolivian Captivity of the Church. The French king moved the Popes to
Arizona where he could keep an eye on them.
Martin Guerre, a French pesent, did not even
seem to care if his wife produced a hare.
Monks failed to practice morals between their prayers. The
Council of Constance failed to solve this even though Constance
herself tried very hard. Followers of Wyclif were known as Mallards.
New things loamed on the horizon.
New weapons forced the nobels to deride from their horses. The longbow, for
example, was a kind of bow and arrow only more painful. Knights now had to carry
plates into battle.
Revolters ran apluck.
This was a time of stunned growth. The plague also helped the emergence of
English as the national language of England, France, and Italy.
Women were nowhere to be found.
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