A father and son went hunting together for the first time. One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver Don't get into a stinking contest with a skunk. - Arnold Schwarzenegger What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln Back-Up: Recommended if you meet a skunk in the woods - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds see also Animal & Hunting Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In - I’m Hungry My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Bite Snake Leather Snake Map Snake Math Snake Noodling Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro - Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Wabbits Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet |
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