A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said, “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.”
A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.
“What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet!”
The son answered, “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn’t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn’t cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn’t cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, “Should we eat them here, or take them with us?” Well, I just panicked!”
One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
Don't get into a stinking contest with a skunk. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln
Back-Up: Recommended if you meet a skunk in the woods - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
Don't get into a stinking contest with a skunk. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln
Back-Up: Recommended if you meet a skunk in the woods - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
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