A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Banning the bra was a big flop. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. If electricity comes from electrons... does morality come from morons? Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. Sea captains don’t like crew cuts. Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I. When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination. Without geometry, life is pointless. see also   Puns  &  Puntastic   Sections Animal Puns Christmas Music Composer Puns Christmas Puns ‘First’ Class Puns Pun-Dumb-Oh-nium Puns Intended Tearable Puns   Black Golfer Ostrich Imprint Tea Party Weapon Extra Space Bed Unattended Children ThrowYo Cell Phone Warning Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection Husband Creche Undertaker Bike Road Sign Dictionary Sandal Security House Appraisal Tongue Twister Class Notes

10-Jul-2020