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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce