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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Goodness is the only investment that never fails. - Henry David Thoreau

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung