The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by a grim-faced policeman at his door. “I’m sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Bennett, but we have some information about your wife.” “Well, tell me!” the man said. The policeman said, “I have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” Fearing the worst, Mr. Bennett said, “Give me the bad news first.” The policeman said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in San Francisco Bay.” “Oh, my God!” said Mr. Bennett, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, “What’s the good news?” “Well,” said the policeman, “when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good-size Dungeoness crabs on her.” “If that’s the good news, then what’s the great news?” Mr. Bennett demanded. The policeman said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.” see also   Diving  &  Safety   Sections Great Crab Day Beach Bash Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes Crab Lips Frozen Crabs Give Her Crabs For Christmas Invasion of the Crabs Scuba Diving Sucks   Owl Skeleton Mexorcist Vegetarian MissSteak VW Owner Zoo Invitation Robbie Knievel Tickets Carb Cutter Women's Rights False Teeth 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Rabbit or Duck? Radar Replacement I Shoot People! Evolution and Philosophy Owl Get Around To It Redneck Piton The World Is Going Down The Drain First Dodge Ram Moldy Bible Aussie Definition of 'Lucky'

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