The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by a grim-faced policeman at his door. “I’m sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Bennett, but we have some information about your wife.” “Well, tell me!” the man said. The policeman said, “I have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” Fearing the worst, Mr. Bennett said, “Give me the bad news first.” The policeman said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in San Francisco Bay.” “Oh, my God!” said Mr. Bennett, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, “What’s the good news?” “Well,” said the policeman, “when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good-size Dungeoness crabs on her.” “If that’s the good news, then what’s the great news?” Mr. Bennett demanded. The policeman said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.” see also   Diving  &  Safety   Sections Great Crab Day Beach Bash Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes Crab Lips Frozen Crabs Give Her Crabs For Christmas Invasion of the Crabs Scuba Diving Sucks   Amplified Beer How to Twerk at Work $383.00 Paint Job Wine Time Finally Scooter Hearse Thailand Ferry Hard Hat Safety Water Coolant Spray-On Clothing Bright Bookshelf Saddle Surprise Politicians Be Like Senior Aerobics Foiled Again Redneck Beer Hunter Pair Produce Potting Pot Ice Cream Burqa Dog Soother Fourk

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