The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by a grim-faced policeman at his door. “I’m sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Bennett, but we have some information about your wife.” “Well, tell me!” the man said. The policeman said, “I have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” Fearing the worst, Mr. Bennett said, “Give me the bad news first.” The policeman said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in San Francisco Bay.” “Oh, my God!” said Mr. Bennett, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, “What’s the good news?” “Well,” said the policeman, “when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good-size Dungeoness crabs on her.” “If that’s the good news, then what’s the great news?” Mr. Bennett demanded. The policeman said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.” see also   Diving  &  Safety   Sections Great Crab Day Beach Bash Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes Crab Lips Frozen Crabs Give Her Crabs For Christmas Invasion of the Crabs Scuba Diving Sucks   MAGA King Baby Formula When Gas Costs Too Much Shoemobile Salmon Street Pandemic Treaty People Of The River SUV Sinkhole Hope Blonde's 710 Cover Dragon Playground Redneck Boat Ramp Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope Urleen Carry On or Carrion? Selfie Pilot Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy Air Couch Europe Road Trip Thongthing Special

20-May-2022