[Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term exam. The last question, worth 70 points or none at all was: “Name seven advantages of mother’s milk.” The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote...]
1. It is a perfect formula for the child;
2. It provides immunity against several diseases;
3. It is always available as needed;
4. It is always at the right temperature;
5. It is inexpensive;
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa ...
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote ...
7. It comes in 2 attractive reusable containers.
He was the only student to get an A+ on the exam ...
Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher
Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin
By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou
Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain
I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. - Les Claypool
To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig
In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey
Mother's love is bliss, is peace, it need not be acquired, it need not be deserved. If it is there, it is like a blessing; if it is not there, it is as if all the beauty had gone out of life. - Erich Fromm
My mother was married to one of the greatest newsmen of all times. CNN was built out of his idealism and his recognition that, in a global age, we needed greater understanding of the world around us. - Troy Garity
Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen
Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford
Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher
Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin
By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou
Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain
I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. - Les Claypool
To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig
In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey
Mother's love is bliss, is peace, it need not be acquired, it need not be deserved. If it is there, it is like a blessing; if it is not there, it is as if all the beauty had gone out of life. - Erich Fromm
My mother was married to one of the greatest newsmen of all times. CNN was built out of his idealism and his recognition that, in a global age, we needed greater understanding of the world around us. - Troy Garity
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