A monastery was perched high on an isolated cliff, and the only way to reach it was to ride in a basket which was hauled to the top by a team of monks. Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge see also Religious, Stress & Survivor Sections Celebate or Celebrate? Friar Thumper Gambling Chips Greek Monk Monk’s Christmas Vow Monk’s Fish And Chip Stand Monk’s Story Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah Tiny Monks |
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