An Irishman moves to Canada & attends his first baseball game. The first batter
approached the batter’s box, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone
was on their feet screaming, “RUN, RUN.” My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?", New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt see also Nationality & Sports Sections Flooded Ireland Streets Going Green for Ireland Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey! Irish Alzheimers Irish Bar Irish Birth Control Irish Diplomacy Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos Irish Drink Irish Exam Irish Flood Irish Rugby Fans Irish Sunblock Irish Virgin Irish Weather Forecasting Queen’s Recent Visit to Ireland The Fert What’s Under The Kilt? |
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