A man who lived in an apartment block thought it might be raining, so he put his
hand out the window to check for raindrops. As he did, a glass eye fell into his
He stuck his head out to look up to see where the eye came from – just in time
to see a young woman looking down.
“Is this yours?” he asked.
She said, “Yes, could you bring it up?”, and the man agreed.
The woman, who turned out to be very attractive, was profuse in her thanks and
offered the man a drink. Naturally, he agreed.
Shortly afterward she said, “I’m about to have dinner – there’s plenty; would
you like to join me?” He readily accepted her offer, and both enjoyed a lovely
As the evening was drawing to a close the woman said, “I’ve had a marvelous
evening. Would you like to stay the night?”
The man hesitated, then said, “Do you act like this with every man you meet?”
“No,” she replied, “only with those who catch my eye.”
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