A man who lived in an apartment block thought it might be raining, so he put his hand out the window to check for raindrops. As he did, a glass eye fell into his hand. He stuck his head out to look up to see where the eye came from – just in time to see a young woman looking down. “Is this yours?” he asked. She said, “Yes, could you bring it up?”, and the man agreed. The woman, who turned out to be very attractive, was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. Naturally, he agreed. Shortly afterward she said, “I’m about to have dinner – there’s plenty; would you like to join me?” He readily accepted her offer, and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the woman said, “I’ve had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?” The man hesitated, then said, “Do you act like this with every man you meet?” “No,” she replied, “only with those who catch my eye.” see also   Relationship  Section   Economy Flight Redneck Hailstone Damage Wet Tents Redneck Flu Shot Japanese Diving Platform All Mine Cat Swimming at the Olympics Yoga Food Paint Room Beer Cheers Olympic Preparations Row Your Goat My Kind Of Exercise Surround Sound for Babies Cemetery Protest Clean Senior Citizens Taco Bell Secret Seasoning Goodbye Tattoo What Goes Round Comes Round Augustweggen

01-Aug-2021