Carpet Lump Repairman
Foregone smoke break

A carpet installer decided to take a smoke break after completing installation in the first of several rooms he’s working in. Finding his cigarettes missing from his shirt pocket. He begins searching, only to notice a small lump in his recently completed carpet installation.

Not wanting to rip up the carpet for a lousy pack of cigarettes, he simply walked over and pounded the lump flat. Then he decided to forgo the break and continue work in the other rooms.

At the end of the day he’d completed his work and started loading up his tools into his truck. The lady of the house admired her new carpet and thanked him for a job well done. Just as he spies his pack of cigarettes on the truck dashboard, the lady asked him, “Have you seen my parakeet - he’s not in his cage?”

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