A carpet installer decided to take a smoke break after completing installation in the first of several rooms he’s working in. Finding his cigarettes missing from his shirt pocket. He begins searching, only to notice a small lump in his recently completed carpet installation. Not wanting to rip up the carpet for a lousy pack of cigarettes, he simply walked over and pounded the lump flat. Then he decided to forgo the break and continue work in the other rooms. At the end of the day he’d completed his work and started loading up his tools into his truck. The lady of the house admired her new carpet and thanked him for a job well done. Just as he spies his pack of cigarettes on the truck dashboard, the lady asked him, “Have you seen my parakeet - he’s not in his cage?” see also   Bird   &  Work   Sections   Social Media Explained Famous Equations Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore Crocpox Deer Me! Inverted Helicopter Water Hat NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category Busted Build It - They Will Come Exhausted Baby Monkeypox II Overloaded Bookshop Grass Leak Family Tent False Dreams Fishnet Stockings Saskatchewan Freeway They All Look So Jacozy Sunset Eclipse

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