A woman goes to the dentist to fix an annoying tooth ache. Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco Be careful how you interpret the world. - Erich Heller The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare The most influential person who will talk to you all day is you, so you should be very careful about what you say to you. - Zig Ziglar It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton see also Dentist Section Dentist Bowling Dentist Talk “No Time For Anesthetic” Golfer Pet Dentist Staff Teeth |
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