A woman goes to the dentist to fix an annoying tooth ache.
As the dentist leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”
The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be careful how you interpret the world. - Erich Heller
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same. - Unknown
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be careful how you interpret the world. - Erich Heller
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same. - Unknown
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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