Aussie Definition of “Lucky”

“Just for one snake...”

Snake bitten Aussie



Lucky Darwin Australia man - left arm amputated after being bitten nine times by deadly snake

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I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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28-Mar-2020