A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller see also Aging, Medical & Nurse Sections Better With Viagra Cat Clinic Coffee And Viagra Colorectal Surgeon Praise New Drugs For Men Tiagra Viagra Elephant Viagra Overdose Viagra Switch |
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