Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so
eat as many as you want.
Remember: “STRESSED” spelled backward is “DESSERTS.”
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart
Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown
I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart
Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown
I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola
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