Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake - Unknown I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright see also Chocolate Section Chocolate Bed Chocolate Chip Cookies for Engineers & Scientists Chocolate Couch Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Cookie Cushion Death By Chocolate Eat Your Vegetables I Love Pet Food Make Loaf Not War Patience & Wisdom Redneck Spatula The Rules of Chocolate |
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