I just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder... Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Aging & Medical Sections A. A. A. D. D. Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Dreams Come True |
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